THE STATE OF THE UNION

LIBERAL LIES:

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WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS KEITH OLBERMANN?
July 28, 2010


While engaging in astonishing viciousness, vulgarity and violence toward Republicans, liberals accuse cheerful, law-abiding Tea Party activists of being violent racists.

Responding to these vile charges, conservative television pundits think it's a great comeback to say: "There is the fringe on both sides."

Both sides? Really? How about: "That's a despicable lie"? Did that occur to you simpering morons as a possible reply to the slanderous claim that conservatives are fiery racists?

All the accusations of "racism" at anti-Obama rallies so far have turned out to be completely false. The most notorious was the allegation that one black congressman was spat on and another called the N-word 15 times at an anti-ObamaCare rally on Capitol Hill last March.

The particularly sensitive Rep. Emmanuel Cleaver, D-Mo., perhaps walking too closely to a protester chanting "Kill the Bill," was hit with some spittle -- and briefly thought he was a Freedom Rider! When observers contested Cleaver's account -- with massive video evidence -- he walked back his claim of being spat upon.

The slanderous claim that a protester called the civil rights hero John Lewis the N-word 15 times was an outrageous lie -- never made by Lewis himself -- but promoted endlessly by teary-eyed reporters, most of whom cannot count to 15.

The media never retracted it, even after the N-word allegation was proved false with a still-uncollected $100,000 reward for two seconds of video proof taken from a protest crawling with video cameras and reporters hungry for an act of racism.

When St. Louis Tea Party co-founder Dana Loesch did make the point on CNN that no one spat on any black congressmen at the anti-ObamaCare rally, a liberal on the panel, Nancy Giles, told her to "shut your mouth," while alleged "comedian" Stephanie Miller repeatedly called Tea Party activists "tea baggers."

It's like watching Hitler hysterically denounce Poland for being mean to Nazi Germany while Polish TV commentators defend Poland by saying, "There are mistakes on both sides."

Meanwhile, we do have video proof of the New Black Panthers standing outside a polling station in Philadelphia in 2008 with billy clubs threatening white voters who tried to vote. And there is video footage of Sarah Palin, Karl Rove, Condoleezza Rice as well as a slew of conservative college speakers being assaulted by crazed liberals.

We also have evidence of liberals' proclivity for violence in the form of mountains of arrest records. Liberal protesters at the 2008 Republican National Convention were arrested for smashing police cars, slashing tires, breaking store windows, and for possessing Molotov cocktails, napalm bombs and assorted firearms. (If only they could muster up that kind of fighting spirit on foreign battlefields.)

There were no arrests of conservatives at the Democratic National Convention.

Over the past couple of election cycles, Bush and McCain election headquarters around the country have been repeatedly vandalized, ransacked, burglarized and shot at (by staunch gun-control advocates, no doubt); Bush and McCain campaign signs have been torched; and Republican campaign volunteers have been physically attacked.

It was a good day when George Bush was merely burned in effigy, compared to Hitler or, most innocuously, compared to a monkey.

In the fall of 2008, Obama supporters Mace'd elderly volunteers in a McCain campaign office in Galax, Va. In separate attacks, a half-dozen liberals threw Molotov cocktails at McCain signs on families' front yards in and around Portland, Ore. One Obama supporter broke a McCain sign being held by a small middle-aged woman in midtown Manhattan before hitting her in the face with the stick. These are just a few acts of violence from the left too numerous to catalog.

There were arrests in all these cases. There was, however, absolutely no national coverage of the attacks by Obama supporters.

Obama is in danger from the Tea Partiers! The Poles are mobilizing on the border!

Since Obama became president, the only recorded violence at Tea Parties or Town Halls has been committed by liberals. Last fall, a conservative had his finger bitten off by a man from a MoveOn.org crowd in Thousand Oaks, Calif. Two Service Employees International Union thugs have been charged with beating up an African-American selling anti-Obama bumper stickers at a St. Louis Tea Party in August 2009.

Respected elder statesmen of the Democratic Party have referred to Obama's "Negro dialect" (Harry Reid), said he would be getting them coffee a few years ago (Bill Clinton), and called him "clean" (Joe Biden). And that's not including the former Ku Klux Klan Democratic senator, the late Bob Byrd.

So I'm thinking that maybe when conservatives are called racists on TV, instead of saying, "There are fringe elements on both sides," conservative commentators might want to think about saying, "That is a complete lie."

Liberals explode in rage when we accuse them of being unpatriotic based on 50 years of treasonous behavior. They have zero examples of conservative racism, but the best our spokesmen can think to say when accused of racism is: "Man is imperfect."

Conservatives who prefer to come across on TV as wonderfully moderate than to speak the truth should find another line of work and stop defaming conservatives with their "both sides" pabulum.

I hear BP is looking for a new spokesman.

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LIBERAL PEDOPHILES AND SEX OFFENDERS

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LIBERALS LOVE TO DEFEND RAPISTS AND PEDOPHILES SOOO MUCH I THOUGHT I WOULD HIGHLIGHT THE EASIEST CASES TO FOLLOW, THE CELEBRITIES AND POLITICAL STARS THEY DEFEND AND THE HEINOUS CRIMES THEY COMITTED.

ARTIMUS PYLE

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WHAT HE DID TO HIS OWN DAUGHTERS:  he pleaded guilty of attempted capital sexual battery on a victim under the age of 12 and principal to lewd and lascivious upon a child under 16 years old.  ALSO WAS FRIENDS WITH AL GORE.

WOODY ALLEN

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HE SEDUCED AND MARRIED HIS STEP-DAUGHTER: Allens biological son, Ronan Seamus Farrow, said of Allen: "He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent...I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children."[70]

ROMAN POLANSKI

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On 11 March 1977, Polanski was arrested for the sexual assault of a thirteen-year-old, Samantha Geimer, that occurred the day before at the Hollywood home of actor Jack Nicholson.[46][56] The girl testified that Polanski gave her both champagne and Quaalude, a sedative drug, and despite repeated protests and being asked to stop, he performed oral sex, intercourse and sodomy upon her.[57][58][59][60] A grand jury charged him with rape by use of drugs, perversion, sodomy, lewd and lascivious act upon a child under fourteen, and furnishing a controlled substance to a minor.[61] At his arraignment Polanski pleaded not guilty to all charges.[62]

WHAT LIBERALS DO FOR FUN (BESIDES DEFEND SEX OFFENDERS):

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  • Call conservatives white supremacists for not supporting welfare, and then remind those listening that most people on welfare are white (this can also be done in reverse order).
  • Suddenly pretend to be a stalwart patriot now that Obama is in office, using terms like "my fellow Americans" in the most corny and phony sounding ways possible.
  • Act like conservatives are the most racist people on Earth and then complain about racism in Hollywood (which is overwhelmingly liberal).
  • Taking offense when getting called liberals.
  • Overuse and misapply the word "ignorant".
  • Bite on a lemon while getting barebacked by another fellow liberal.
  • Contribute absolutely nothing to society whatsoever.
  • Pour your Starbucks coffee.
  • Buy Apple Products
  • Join PETA
  • Have sex and kill your baby
  • Install a $10,000 Home Security Systems to fend off burglars without using the liberal's arch enemy, the gun.
  • Go to a church, throw a grenade in the door, run. Repeat steps in different towns.
  • Quote 1984, Animal Farm, or Brave New World (all books that take place in liberal societies)
  • Complain
  • Post long-winded rants that turn into flame wars
  • Burn Bibles and Talmuds, but not Qu'rans because liberals think Islam is "beautiful" and "peaceful" since it is not a part of Western civilization and is therefore "exotic" to them (even though Islam is the complete antithesis of liberalism).
  • Lose
  • Have long discussions about the movie BioDome
  • Throw money at a problem and hope it goes away
    • Tax and spend
  • Complain
  • Listen to Phish
  • Have unprotected underage sex in their trailer parks and ghetto blocks.
  • Deny that trailer trash are considered liberals despite the evidence that they are.
  • Kill their baby and in the same day protest the execution of a necrophiliac, mass murdering rapist.
  • Hate your own race (if you're white)
  • Claim to be against racism but look the other way when big black thugs pick on the nerdy ASIAN  kids in the back of the bus or harass Arab and Indian gas station attendants.
  • Complain
  • Call everyone "racist" and/or "Nazi" even though they practice opportunistic "silent" racism (the token black guy/girl custom)
  • Patronize minorities from the comfort of their white gated-off suburban neighborhoods.
    • Clutch their wallets/purses for dear life when they come in the presence of said minorities.
  • Use words such as "hegemony" excessively, which they pretend to understand but secretly do not.
  • Drive SUVs.
  • Watch furry porn
  • Try to ban cigarettes while lobbying for the legalization of pot.
  • Continue the rebellious period in their teen years where most people say "FUCK YOU" to their parents then grow out of it. Liberals still hate daddy for spanking them after catching them in the closet jacking off on the cat's fur.
  • Associate God, Republicans, Police and Military figures (U.S. Military, they would rub any invading country's soldier's balls while they raped them in the ass) - basically anyone with authority because they remind them of their daddy. The only adult figures who are accepted by Liberals are their pot smoking whacked out college professors because they remind them of the stoner uncle they had that broke their ass-hymen for the first time.
  • Be all around hypocritical.
  • Call people fascists, while printing out shitloads/spraying graffiti of their own propaganda.
  • Protest the cutting of trees with huge paper signs that are sometimes stapled to a piece of lumber.
  • Claim they care about said trees, and then spike them in an effort to kill loggers.
  • Take it in the ass
  • Attend art school.
  • Complain.
  • End all of their anti-conservative smears with a question mark, a clever political slogan or "oh wait."
  • Live in Kommiefornia, Massachusetts, Chicago or New York.
  • Marry people from other cultures, or possibly their own sex.
  • Join Wikipedia.
  • Complain, again
  • Wear tie-dyed Che Guevara shirts
  • Accuse institutions and countries they disagree with of apartheid and fascism while not knowing that the terms are actually self-descriptive.
  • Complain, yet again
  • Talk about how Republicans fuck everything up without giving solutions.
  • Condescend towards Spanish people by enforcing cultural segregation for the sake of "diversity" and then calling it "consensus." They don't give a shit about the people or culture but they do want the votes and cheap alien labor.
  • Complain more
  • Take it in the ass a few more times, while complaining.
  • Apologizing
  • Forcing other people to apologize
  • Protest (like the politicians give a shit)
  • Make conspiracies
  • Worship Scientology and Obama
  • Act stereotypically Conservative for the lulz -This case is extremely rare, as it is made entirely of awesome and win, with not an ounce of the usual liberal ingredients, pot and complaint.
  • Suffocate while complaining.
  • Letting people know that they have a lot of multicultural friends.
  • Forming cults
  • Waste news time by protesting
  • Try to get things censored, instead of parodying it.
  • Attempt to convince people that they are a victim.
  • Purposely leave out the "illegal" in illegal immigration.
  • Call illegal aliens "undocumented workers."
  • Put more sand up their vagina.
  • List that repetitively listing "Complain" is something that Liberals do on their own page, like the retards that they are.
  • Whine that the United States "illegally" freed Afghanistan and Iraq, then whine that the United States isn't involved in Darfur.